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Chuck Norris Jurassic Park by crispychickencosplay Chuck Norris Jurassic Park by crispychickencosplay
En la primera película de Jurassic Park, el Tiranosaurio Rex no estaba persiguiendo el jeep. Chuck Norris estaba persiguiendo el Tiranosaurio y el jeep.

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn’t chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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:iconchrismilesprower:
Chrismilesprower Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Chuck Norris in Jurassic Park. It's sounds like a good idea as it was to build a theme park with carnivorous dinosaurs running wild. 
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TanamiaOtori Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
funny
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:icontraheripteryx:
Traheripteryx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
We didn't see him, because he is always too fast. Nothing is faster, than Chuck Norris! :D And he has the ability of invisibility!
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:icongarretzilla:
Garretzilla Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
bruce lee had a pet female dog, it's name is chuck norris
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:iconmibu-no-ookami:
Mibu-no-ookami Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Digital Artist
JAJAJAAJAJA! OMG! Lo que me he reido al ver la foto!! :heart:! Te estoy cotilleando el DA! Me encantas!!!
Besos y encantada!!
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:iconcrispychickencosplay:
crispychickencosplay Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
íMuchas gracias! Me alegro que te gusten mis cosillas ;)
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:iconmibu-no-ookami:
Mibu-no-ookami Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013   Digital Artist
:heart:! Agregueme usted si kiere! :heart:!
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:iconthechibiklingon:
TheChibiKlingon Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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:iconliteraryjunior:
literaryjunior Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs, it was just Chuck Norris getting tired of their sounds...
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:iconsirartsalot:
sirartsalot Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
Jurassic Chuck!

XD
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:iconnodnarbnillad:
nodnarbnillad Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
THIS IS SO BOSS!!!!
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:iconbreaking-bones:
Breaking-Bones Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is even more scary than the T-rex :iconamgplz:
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:icondx777:
DX777 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
and Bruce Lee was chasing norris.
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:iconclaybombcola:
ClayBombCola Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Fourth movie anyone
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:iconliteraryjunior:
literaryjunior Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YES
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:iconclaybombcola:
ClayBombCola Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Couldn't have said it better myself
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:iconliteraryjunior:
literaryjunior Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconnighthawk76:
nighthawk76 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012
That gave me a good laugh! Thanks dude
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:iconraikoodragon:
RaikooDragon Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This movie is based on a real documentary.
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:iconprivatex007:
privateX007 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
Chuck norris no miente, la realidad se adapta a lo que Úl dice... XD
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:iconcrispychickencosplay:
crispychickencosplay Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Por supuesto :D
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:icongelonder:
Gelonder Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is amazing.
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:icongimpingfish:
GimpingFish Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would be to scared to be even a kilometer close to the island
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:icontheshadowfolk:
TheShadowFolk Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Dinosaurs roam free in Jurassic Park because Chuck Norris allows it lol
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:icontheawsomegiant:
TheAwsomeGiant Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
there's a special addition in jp3.instead of the t-rex losing to spinosaurus chuck Norris killed both.
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:icondinoman356:
dinoman356 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Student General Artist
T-Rex does not hunt Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris hunts the T-Rex!
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah,and then Chuck Norris kills an alien space fleet WITH HIS HANDS
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:icondinoman356:
dinoman356 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student General Artist
No. One look at him and the fleet will try to run... Try..
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah i shouldn`t have underestimaed chuck...
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:icondinoman356:
dinoman356 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Ever seen the birthday game?
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:iconpyrianassassin:
PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No...
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:icondinoman356:
dinoman356 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Well it shows months with things like "Handcuffed for life with.."
Then the dates are name like Spongebob. Im April 23 which is Best friends with Chuck Norris. When i saw that i was like "...FUCK YA!"
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PyrianAssassin Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Huh.i see.seems really cool!
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Chrismilesprower Featured By Owner May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Suddenly..... There came.............CHUCK NORRIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS IS HERE TO DRIVE THE DINOSAURS TO EXTINCTION!:D
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Wolfdrappa95 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student General Artist
lol never heard that one before.
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:iconalpharaptor6:
alpharaptor6 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
stay still he cant see you....
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:iconsirartsalot:
sirartsalot Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
No, but he can smell you.....

Shhhh
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:iconsebaselciclon:
sebaselciclon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
quite contradictory that you say he can smell us, and then say "shhh" asking us to keep quiet. xDDD.
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:iconsirartsalot:
sirartsalot Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
QUIET YOU FOOL!! DO YOU WANT HIM TO-

Chuck: you lose.

(SMACK!)
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:iconkentaro12100:
kentaro12100 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea!!!
Chuck 4 ever
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:iconcrispychickencosplay:
crispychickencosplay Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Yes! ;) Thanks!
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:iconmebeviolin:
MeBeViolin Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AURGG!!!! Damnit, whats the big deal with Chuck Norriss? I've never even heard of this guy except for in stupid comparisons!!
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:icongone-artistic:
Gone-Artistic Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Best Chuck Norris jokes I have heard in a while!
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:iconcrispychickencosplay:
crispychickencosplay Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks! :heart:
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:iconairmead:
Airmead Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMFAO.

Chuck norris will always win
Always
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:iconcrispychickencosplay:
crispychickencosplay Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Always... we know it xD
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:iconairmead:
Airmead Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Always. Forever xDD
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:iconcutekitty98:
CuteKitty98 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lololololololololol
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:iconcrispychickencosplay:
crispychickencosplay Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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:iconcutekitty98:
CuteKitty98 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If we were on THAT island.. everybody would be screwed
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